Submitted By Roshan Roy
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
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Interviewer: what is skeleton?
Sardar: Sir Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Sardar: Sir Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked, “what you are doing?”
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping
His wife asked, “what you are doing?”
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'........ ...
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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